Daveigh Chase:
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Information:
Name: Daveigh Chase
Born: 1990-07-24
Height: 1.71
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Filmography:
Beethoven's 5th (2003), Big Love (2007), 1998 VH1 Fashion Awards (1998), Without a Trace (2008), American Veteran Awards (2002)
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How do you get the most apples when bobbing
at Halloween
Wear a snorkel !
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Waiter: Why are you taking so long
to
order?
Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.
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Why was the struggling mange
seen shaking
the club cat?
To see if there was any more money in the kitty!
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Why did the idiot drive his pickup
truck over the side of the cliff?
He wanted to try out his new air
brakes.
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What do you get if you cross
an abbot with
a trout ?
Monkfish !
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How do you know that a elephant's been in the
fridge?
There are foot prints in the butter. "
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How many applicants does it take to change
a
light bulb? Only one, but 200 applied for the job.
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What's big and hairy and climbs up the
Empire State Building in a dress?
Queen Kong.
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Fred: You've got a Roman nose.
Harry: Like
Julius Caesar?
Fred: No, it's roamin' all over your face.
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Q: Why is a violinist
like a Scud
missile?
A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.
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